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Micro Demotivational Poster


FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION - It comes bundled with every Microsoft product.


TAGS: bsod microsoft fail
Rating: 2.79/5

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Anonymous - January 30, 2009, 4:41 pm
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Amaterasu - October 2, 2008, 8:37 am
I had bluescreen all the time in the Windows 98 era. Never had with the XP. I'm gonna try hit it with a club.
Bill - September 15, 2008, 6:09 pm
Huh... I figured this would be at least a four-star. Oh well, can't win them all.
Captain Douchebag - September 11, 2008, 12:07 pm
I bluescreened once. Not even sure how it happened.
RnR - September 11, 2008, 10:53 am
if you have never bluescreened XP (or Vista) you are doing something wrong. then you are not using your PC to its fullest potential :)
me - September 11, 2008, 10:31 am
fortunatly the windows XP era has seen very little of these!
jim - July 31, 2008, 6:17 pm
i have never had a blue screen
Max - June 15, 2008, 10:52 pm
Yeah...that's about right.
Rotovia - May 18, 2008, 2:38 am
I haven't seen a bluescreen in years! Tear of frustration and joy are pouring down my face.
Bill - May 2, 2008, 8:53 pm
Thanks.
Sean - May 2, 2008, 2:37 pm
Very clever.


AN OXYMORON -




MICROSOFT - its the same everywhere


TAGS: pokemon microsoft
Rating: 3.26/5

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corneredbadger - June 30, 2010, 4:34 pm
cause it was 7:30 in the morning after 2 days without sleep. it seemed like a good idea at the time
culos - June 29, 2010, 4:43 am
So....why exactly did you submit it????
corneredbadger - June 27, 2010, 10:23 pm
ill admit rigth now im not happy with it but i couldnt for the life of me think of a caption


POPCORN - Someone put too much in the microwave.




FATAL ERROR - Please contact technical support quoting error no. 1A4-2546512430E.




FATHERLY ADVICE -


TAGS: microphone public announcement fatherly advice
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2012, 3:41 am
Opposite of what my old man told me, “Just tell ‘em your dad said so. Might not get the expected results, but it’s worth a sh**.”


And so it begins -




A NATURALISTIC RAPPRESENTATION OF MICROSOFT'S SYSTEM -




MICROWAVE POPCORN DIRECTIONS - Read and heed!


TAGS: microwave popcorn oil rig directions
Rating: 3.59/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 12, 2012, 12:34 pm
Yes, that's definitely Piper Alpha, I'll know that rig from a mile away, was one hell of a tragedy that
Derek - October 20, 2009, 4:31 pm
Piper Alpha?


SECURITY FEATURES - sponsored by microsoft




GUILTY -




This Generation -




YOU THINK YOUR DAY IS BAD? - I JUST LEFT A DARN FORK IN THE MICROWAVE.




ELEPHANTS - They're working for Microsoft now


TAGS: elephants microsoft animals
Rating: 2.23/5

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forseti - April 15, 2010, 8:56 pm
no, thx! looks like a German chocolate-advertisement...


Monopoly -


TAGS: microsoft apple
Rating: 1.83/5
Bob - December 30, 2008, 2:28 am
If you're not made of money the amount of games should not be a factor in the system you purchase.
Bulgy McPackage - July 18, 2008, 8:25 am
How much does a Mac cost and how many games can I play on it? I'm not made of money.
Pitch - June 17, 2008, 2:04 am
They both stole the GUI and mouse from the Xerox company's first PC that they made in the early 70s. Google it.
Apple Man II - May 21, 2008, 11:40 am
(part II) While Apple has always dedicated itself to giving its customer a great Final Product... Hardware AND Software!
Apple Man - May 21, 2008, 11:40 am
Microsoft made it big NOT because they had a better product, but because they made software that could be put on ANY MACHINE... and most people bought cheap HARDWARE...
Steve - May 12, 2008, 12:33 am
Not to mention the things that microsoft "stole" were ideas like using window boxes to display information, and integrating a point and click device like a mouse. These are extremely trivial details in the big picture of things, and it is obvious that ap
Andres - May 8, 2008, 10:43 am
Yeah, it's just coincidence Windows sells so much better. If a product was already out and everyone knew about it, then another company did the same thing, the theif wouldn't enjoy such a high market share.


AS WELL AS THE SHOWER -


TAGS: singing brush microphone
Rating: 4.35/5

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trek - April 30, 2012, 11:01 pm
I do this all the time! and to her songs to! lol i
ughomer - April 25, 2012, 6:50 pm
AIRMAN NEVER DROPS A BOMB. 5L.
spypengen - April 24, 2012, 7:48 pm
I don't think she's singing 5L


HOW TWINS ARE MADE - I bet you didn't know jackass!!!


TAGS: ja****s twins made microsoft
Rating: 2.44/5

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arkangelic - October 30, 2009, 12:00 pm
WTF
Gabho - October 30, 2009, 11:45 am
Yes I found it, well at least you can see that girls and not two babies.
Ed-Hyde - October 30, 2009, 10:54 am
Someone beat you to the image, a year ago, and did it better.


MICROSOFT WORD - Now in a Politically Correct Format


TAGS: microsoft word politically correct format
Rating: 4.58/5

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Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 4:09 pm
What's being written seems much less politically correct. >.>


LIFE - Your outlook is as bleak as Microsoft's


TAGS: pzy microsoft outlook life bash
Rating: 4.45/5

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Greeny - November 1, 2011, 11:54 pm
Maybe, but how's my prospects for a healthy bottom line? Shake shake shake


ACTION FIGURES -


TAGS: hulk microphone wytch
Rating: 3.64/5

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ArturiusMaxwell - August 31, 2011, 7:26 am
You should see what He-Man does with the Web Cam!
spacedog - August 16, 2011, 9:55 pm
It might be just me, but that Hulk figure appears to be disgusted by his menial role of holding a nerd's microphone.


MICROSOFT WINDOWS - Transparent Edition


TAGS: see through windows bill gates microsoft
Rating: 1.93/5

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pro - July 6, 2009, 4:05 pm
of course Microsoft will do it better... Mac loves ***k.
Porcelina - January 16, 2009, 8:28 pm
Select; Make new layer; Lower opacity; Erase desktop items... And that's clearly not a windows.. Better caption could have been used
quesupo - January 1, 2009, 4:40 pm
looks like 10.3 or 4 on old macbook pros. but yeah, definitely not windows
pro - October 1, 2008, 5:06 am
Stupid caption, though. It's clearly a Mac running OS X! Although Microsoft will probably copy this option for its next release of Windows.
Johnny - September 30, 2008, 11:34 pm
It's nice what you can do with a blue desktop background and a good ph**o editor. A lot like your local weather man or movie green screen.


FAIL - Microsoft Does It


TAGS: microsoft fail linux
Rating: 1.56/5

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ME - January 23, 2009, 4:51 am
Actualy the stupid users Fail , not the OS :) guess MS should make more IDIOT safe protocols imbeded in their products
God - June 13, 2008, 11:19 am
Booooooo. f*** this poster sucks.


job hunting -


TAGS: micro management
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 19, 2014, 12:55 am
Hah! Good'n little


Poppin' Corn -




The Software Isn't Finished -


TAGS: microsoft computer control domination addiction
Rating: 4.75/5

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Bolverk633 - September 5, 2014, 8:51 am
Pushing it a wee bit there, using competent and politicians in the same sentence...:) Pushing probability too far I fear!!
Greybeard - September 5, 2014, 7:05 am
You would have better luck wishing for competent politicians... :)
Bolverk633 - September 5, 2014, 7:00 am
I'd just lioke MS to produce an OS that works straight from first boot- no glitches- no bugs- and no endless fix downloads,


bad fun -




There was a time -


TAGS: microwave dinner retro
Rating: 4.57/5

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Airman - August 4, 2013, 10:39 pm
great.. now I have to go look for some Moths..
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 4, 2013, 10:31 pm
Moth races? Really? lol!
Greeny - August 4, 2013, 5:27 pm
The cook time sensor in my old microwave went on the fritz - couldn't enjoy holding Moth races anymore...
GaryO - August 4, 2013, 5:15 pm
Neither do they. I imagine it's a canned program that comes with the package. And the originator of the edit program spent a bit of time in the joint….a young, rather soft, pubescent programmer.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 4, 2013, 4:54 pm
That's weird... I don't get understand censors.
GaryO - August 4, 2013, 10:15 am
Silly me. Along with buhtter and buhtterfies, the word ‘s.u.c.k.i.n.g’ gets edited out. That really pisses me off...…wait.
GaryO - August 4, 2013, 10:02 am
Mine just quit. Not getting another one. I have all these bags of microwave popcorn. Turns out they don’t need to be microwaved… if you just learn to sit there s****** the movie theater buhtter off
EmilioDumphque - August 4, 2013, 4:22 am
Put it on a plate to raise it up half an inch.


Micromanaging -




microns -


TAGS: microns allergies scare selling techniques
Rating: 4.25/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 25, 2014, 12:57 pm
Oh, wait der! Blond moment for me.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 22, 2014, 11:29 am
Lol, how's that?
MissPriss - May 22, 2014, 1:39 am
I swear to gawd...they do that with Reeses Peanut b***er Cups too. 5Lbs of scare so far and counting.


WHEN APPLE DIES, WINDOWS WILL RULE SUPREME - (Bill Gates, April 21, 2009)




WINDOWS 98 - Kill It, Kill It Before It Spreads


TAGS: microsofty
Rating: 2.38/5

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Sidereal - February 1, 2010, 8:24 am
Mission accomplished.. 10 years ago.


THE WAY YOU LIVE - is the way you will die




HELLO, HELLO? - Is this thing on?




FAIL - Microsoft invented it.




OSX - Not Microsoft Windows


TAGS: microsoft windows osx
Rating: 2.22/5

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meh - June 12, 2009, 11:34 pm
OSX is teh suck.


MICRO-SKYPE - Free and Easy Phonecalls?




WINDOWS -




VIDEO GAME INDUSTRY - I think it's time to rethink some things.


TAGS: video game nintendo sony microsoft xbox ps3 wii
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by Sam Dalton

Karnal - January 21, 2011, 2:22 am
I hate to be the one to point this out, and NINTENDO games DO suck... but they ARE the most sold and most highly valued games and systems on the market, so all you Microsoft fags and Sony f***s ... can piss off. MARIO FTW!
Danielrp34 - May 4, 2009, 6:07 pm
OHHH, So that's why all of them woop Nintendo's a**. I see clearly now.
Bob Chin - March 9, 2009, 2:21 pm
Ok, I think it's time to rethink some things too, but the video game industry is about 3,509th on the list. Numbers and bar graphs, make up lies and tell me nothing.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 12, 2009, 11:46 pm
Yeah, it's called Amerivember. Look, our date writing convention is somewhat inverted from other parts of the world, but I have no trouble figuring out dates from elsewhere, especially if a '31' is involved.
Anonymous - January 12, 2009, 8:52 pm
There's a 31st month?
RnR - September 22, 2008, 5:49 am
yeah, but the whole $15/mo does not go to vivendi and it has to be offset agains running costs and previous and current development, etc, etc Besides, you dont want the taxman to think you are making LOTS of money :)
Shtoink - September 22, 2008, 1:39 am
i dont think this is accurate really. vivendi owns blizzard and blizzard has 5mil people playing world of warcraft for $15/mo and that is roughly 900mil a year


HATE TO NINTENDO -




Small cogs big machine -




MICROBLOGGING - I love the internet.




WISE INVESTMENTS - this was one


TAGS: microsoft windows
Rating: 1.23/5
Grim R@per - December 29, 2009, 12:53 pm
Is it possible to cut a lion in half and vote that?
Jas - August 23, 2009, 9:59 pm
Haha, even back then it was blue screening.


Ad -


TAGS: microwave surveilence kellyanne conway espionage wire***ping trump president
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - March 24, 2017, 11:07 pm
Maybe you should go back to pit ovens lolol
mizzdizz - March 24, 2017, 10:35 pm
According to 1 female on the internet, spycams are a standard feature on microwaves in The States! HAHAHAHAHA! Big Brother is watching you and your weird snacking habits!
Silverheart - March 15, 2017, 12:19 am

pop pop pop pop BOOOOMMM!
JesusWept - March 14, 2017, 6:21 am
It will NUKE the tarnation out of it XD
Silverheart - March 14, 2017, 12:46 am

But will it burn the tarnation out of my popcorn?


Snack Time -


TAGS: trump conway microwave
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - March 21, 2017, 9:20 am
Thanks :)
concern3 - March 21, 2017, 2:38 am
Hilarious, UP yours


Good Riddance -




90s -




WINTER IS COMING -




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